I must admit my gardening wardrobe suffers from both lack of originality and a dirth of newness. In the interest of upgrading next season, I went on a hunt around the Web, and found some interesting gardening clothes to replace my current gardening ensemble, and wanted to share what I found with you.

What’s on top?
I currently wear a crocheted raffia hat or whatever random baseball cap is handy – if I wear anything at all. I’m always worried about wearing the raffia hat because I’d hate for something so fancy to end up all coated in mud, and a baseball cap doesn’t cover my neck, allowing both sun and pesky mosquitoes access to my sensitive skin. As a possible replacement, I found the Ladies Garden Hat at Across the Garden Fence. It has an absorbent pad with a bunch of what I’m sure are “space age” crystals that cool you down through evaporation. This would take care of my main reason for not wearing a hat – I can’t stand how sweaty those suckers get, and I’m already enough of a hot head.
Muddy in the middle
I own a stash of old t-shirts and jeans for my garden chores. While these work fine, I wondered if other, more practical, options existed. I love the aprons and half pants over at Garden Supermart. The pockets alone would be a step up from trying to walk around with a trowel in the back of your jeans (no more step, poke, step, poke, step, poke!). My knees still feel fine, but I can see how the padding on the half pants might really help someone with sensitive joints. You might even be able to get away with staying in a nice pair of pants without ruining them by using either of these cover-ups. I, on the other hand, would still probably end up sitting in the dirt, thus sullying my nice duds even with a little extra protection.
Show of hands
A lot of gardening books suggests owning a variety of gloves for the many tasks we tackle in the garden: anti-vibration gloves for lawn mowing, thorn-proof ones for tackling roses and raspberries, rubber gloves for dealing with mud, close-fitted cloth gloves for weeding and generic leather gloves for digging/hoeing/brush moving/looking like a gardener. So, while “they” recommend five pairs of gloves, I own one, lonely pair of leather work gloves. I can do most of my garden chores with them, including grabbing that most thorny of plants, Canadian thistle. Now that I’m going to be adding more roses to my garden, though, it’s time for tough, thorn-resistant gloves like these from Smith&Hawken.
Well-shod tootsies
My current gardening shoes just happen to be at the center of one of the hottest debates in footwear ever: Crocs. I love the turquoise color, and it’s nice to just dowse them when they get muddy, but I wish they looked a little less, um, clownish. The holes keep my feet cool, but they also let mud and bugs in to be squished when I least expect it (sorry Mr. Cricket!). My love-hate relationship may end next year if I buy any of the lovely clogs from Sloggers. They even have pretty ventilated clogs called Sloggys that riff nicely off of the Crocs’ good points, but leave the pesky clown-shoe look behind.
I also own a pair of cheap red Wellies. At some point in my life I will own a real pair of Wellington boots, and my feet will be happy. For now, these red rubber ones will work just fine for muddy garden chores and mucking out the chicken coop.